This is every thing weird, every thing crazy, every thing confusing and most of all, every thing awful.
These are very strange times and we are all strapped in for the ride.
I am your host, Tofer Luis and I want to bring a little humor and levity into your life. Join me as I discuss every thing from awful news to awful trends, to awful stories and even provide some awful advice to those who call in. Every Thing Awful is an insightfully blunt satirical social commentary that will feature guests, special segments and more.
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[00:00:00] We live in very strange times right now. Very strange actually. Up is down, left is right, front is back.
[00:00:18] The reality we used to know 20 even 10 years ago is not the same reality we live in today.
[00:00:24] Everything is changing but an extremely rapid pace. Not only is it hard to keep up, it's hard to cope with.
[00:00:31] Hell, in just the last 10 years alone, the world became flat, frogs became gay. And we have Chinese spy balloons surveying UFOs that are flying above this non-binary flat planet we live on as it
[00:00:42] rolls itself through a simulation powered by a satanic artificial intelligence that identifies itself as a heteropensexual gas station burrito with ADB and self-diagnosed borderline personality disorder.
[00:00:55] The world is dying while Congress tries to understand how Wi-Fi works, ex-presidents are getting arrested while the banking system is collapsing.
[00:01:03] Florida is banning books while teens are getting their news from TikTok. People are losing their damn minds and honestly I'm kind of here for it.
[00:01:12] I'm your host Tofer Luis and I am here to help.
[00:01:17] I'm not here to single-handedly usher humanity into a new era of world peace, love and unicorn laughter.
[00:01:24] I'm here to talk about all the ridiculous bullshit going on all around us all the time.
[00:01:30] Everything crazy, everything confusing, everything weird, and everything awful.
[00:01:36] I want to bring a little levity into your lives as I talk about things like awful news, awful trends and even provide awful advice to those who call in.
[00:01:45] I will also have featured guests that will join me in this and sightfully blunt satirical social commentary and coping mechanism we call everything awful.
[00:01:54] So join me each week for new episodes available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
[00:02:01] What have you got to lose?
[00:02:03] I mean, you can't really get any worse.
[00:02:06] Can it?