[00:00:00] We live in very strange times right now. Very strange actually. Up is down, left is right, front is back.

[00:00:18] The reality we used to know 20 even 10 years ago is not the same reality we live in today.

[00:00:24] Everything is changing but an extremely rapid pace. Not only is it hard to keep up, it's hard to cope with.

[00:00:31] Hell, in just the last 10 years alone, the world became flat, frogs became gay. And we have Chinese spy balloons surveying UFOs that are flying above this non-binary flat planet we live on as it

[00:00:42] rolls itself through a simulation powered by a satanic artificial intelligence that identifies itself as a heteropensexual gas station burrito with ADB and self-diagnosed borderline personality disorder.

[00:00:55] The world is dying while Congress tries to understand how Wi-Fi works, ex-presidents are getting arrested while the banking system is collapsing.

[00:01:03] Florida is banning books while teens are getting their news from TikTok. People are losing their damn minds and honestly I'm kind of here for it.

[00:01:12] I'm your host Tofer Luis and I am here to help.

[00:01:17] I'm not here to single-handedly usher humanity into a new era of world peace, love and unicorn laughter.

[00:01:24] I'm here to talk about all the ridiculous bullshit going on all around us all the time.

[00:01:30] Everything crazy, everything confusing, everything weird, and everything awful.

[00:01:36] I want to bring a little levity into your lives as I talk about things like awful news, awful trends and even provide awful advice to those who call in.

[00:01:45] I will also have featured guests that will join me in this and sightfully blunt satirical social commentary and coping mechanism we call everything awful.

[00:01:54] So join me each week for new episodes available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

[00:02:01] What have you got to lose?

[00:02:03] I mean, you can't really get any worse.

[00:02:06] Can it?

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